Argephontes
1/16/2002
  Go check out Fucknut!.Finally, I posted.  
  Alicia is having a bad, bad Wednesday. She is all frustrated. Ryan's teeth hurt. Courtney fell down in the shower. I, on the other hand, am having a wonderful day. There was a little mild frustration with the not being able to see my boss whilst needing to desperately in order to be able to progress any further with anything, but I just sat at Barbara's desk with Bo and Tuan and acted silly. So that's ok.

I'm starting to think that my moods are inexplicably related to how good my hair looks. My hair was fabulous Monday, and I had a great day. It was shiny and clean, and I put it a sleek low ponytail and had dangly earrings on for the first time in several years. Yesterday, I threw it up in one of those I'm-kind-of-a-ponytail/kind-of-a-bun things. Far more functional than pretty. And yesterday was a total Monday for me! Not awful, just off. Today, I have pretty princess hair. Its down except for the sides, which are pulled back loosely so all the whispies fall out. Very princess-y. And what do ya know- Great mood. The fuck?

Does this mean I should attempt to actually style my hair everyday instead of throwing it up so its out of my face? I dunno if I have the patience for that. Sometimes I don't even brush my hair for days at a time. I must continue to study this hair-mood phenomenon, though. Very interesting.  
1/15/2002
  "She hurls her are-they-or-aren't-they boobs around like 'blodgers,' trying to knock the Harry Potter of our libido off his Nimbus 2000 and into her engorged labia."
-- Kevin Smith on Britney, and what she does to boys.

How in hell does he come up with this stuff? His sentences are like a an enema... Ponder that
  I work in the damn School of Business Administration. Right smack in the middle of the South. The professors are mostly 40-60 year-old WASP-y men. Its like Conservative-Central.

You would think, what with my English degree-holding, nosering-wearing, jeans to work everyday, liberal ass, that I wouldn't fit in. And yet.

They think I'm the cat's pajamas. They are mildly amused by my liberalism, but not in a snarky way. It's really strange, actually. I'm a showcase, the Token Liberal. But it's as though they have this secret inner desire to burst free from the restraints of being WASP-y and they can live vicariously through me. And, I get to have a lot of uncle-types (but not in a pervy way!) gush over me all the time, and sometimes even give me prezzies. It's very strange, and has not yet ceased to amaze me.  
1/14/2002
  I added a new bit to the site. Or, maybe it is its own site and I'm linking to it. Either way, it's new. I imagine I will be posting to it alot, too. Its the Fucknut! Of The Day, so that I can rant about people who piss me off.

The funny thing is, I decided to add that to the site because people kept pissing me off today. Yet, I'm just in to good a mood to really be mad at anyone right now. Hence the lack of today's Fucknut!.  
Beware of rambling, babbling, sillyness, really long yet grammatically correct sentences, and occasional bouts of wisdom.

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